Three wise men are following a star through the desert. The star stops over a little village and begins to shine brightly on a barn behind a small inn. They walk into the varn and find a little baby laying in a manger. As they approached the manger, one of the wise men walks into a plough and smashes his knee on the handle. In agony he yells out, "Jesus Christ!"
A voice came down from the sky and said, "That's a good name...I was going to call him Roger."
2007-08-13 14:32:06 · 17 answers · asked by KS 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Holy hell....I'm glad at least a couple of you can recognize a joke....sheesh!
2007-08-13 14:42:37 · update #1
aaaaaaaaaaaaa! Well My sons name is James! and for almost half his life he also thought his name was Jesus.
BECAUSE, every five minutes some one was yelling!!! JESUS CHRIST JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is married now , so only his poor wife has to call out his original name "JESUS CHRIST, JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!"
2007-08-13 14:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by bugsie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you are wrong .... the story goes like this ......
When the baby was born of virgin birth, it cried loudly. However, as Joseph was thinking of a extraordinary birth and expected the baby to say "I am the son of god!!!!" he was quite shocked at the turn of the event.
Then Mary asked, "Joseph, what shall we call this child?" Not thinking properly, Joseph mummer "Gee, Just cry" .... Mary exclaimed "Jesus Christ? That is a great name, he shall be Jesus the Christ!!!" :P
2007-08-13 14:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
all of us understand that Jesus grow to be drained, sound asleep on a typhoon tossed boat. all of us understand that he hungered after fasting 40 days. all of us understand that he felt discomfort on an identical time as suffering the atoning sacrifice. He pronounced removing undesirable foodstuff by ability of going out with the draught, meaning removing actual waste. there is not any checklist of him ever being ill. regardless of the undeniable fact that, we could surmise that he did adventure ailment so as that he could desire to understand what it grow to be like and understand our suffering as quickly as we fall sick. even however this is clever, it continues to be speculative to state it. i admire the relationship with Isaiah fifty 3:3. this is an suitable prophetic resource to help this place.
2016-10-10 04:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and Jesus was on the cross and said Peter. Peter. come here. yes lord?? Peter you know i can see your house from here.
and Mexicans came up with that name Jesus .haven't you noticed all the Mexicans being named Jesus.
I hope God has a sense of humour.he made me and you so he must
actually Jesus and Mary and Joseph were common names back then.their were plenty of people called those names.Jesus was a Palestinian.
2007-08-13 14:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the story of jesus is based on astrology....ive seen a video that explains the whole thing......for example the son of god....comes from the "sun of god"......and the three kings are stars in the orion constellation....which on dec 24.....25 i forget which one is christmas.....follow the brightest star in the sky to the "sun of god"......it makes perfect sense......its just an old story that has been commercialized.....if you research other religions and their mesiah's youll see many similarities.....
2007-08-13 14:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, one problem with your story. God sent an angel to Mary who told her she would give birth to a son, and that she would call his Jesus.
I won't lie, I kinda got a chuckle out of that but it was sacrileges.
2007-08-13 14:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by blue_eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God told Joseph and Mary to name him Jesus
2007-08-13 14:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by John 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
wrong. The angel told Mary that her son would be named Jesus, because he would save us from our sins. God bless.
2007-08-13 14:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was almost funny, but not. =)
Mat 1:21 And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.
2007-08-13 14:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by imaji 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I wonder would you tell that same joke to God? Better yet your pastor? Just wondering? I do not thing either one would find it very amusing.
2007-08-13 14:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by imezru2 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋