if I farted in a tupperware tub,closed the lid,stuck a label on it saying "Not on your nelly you pip-squeak now honk on this......." and sent it,by post, to Cilla Black do you think she would finaly understand that I am half her age and therefore not interested in her body or her mind?
2007-08-13 14:29:36 · 19 answers · asked by jumbocollins 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Nerdy peanut thinks this question is imature,well excuse me but with a name like that she is in no position to dictate what is mature and what isn't........oh hang on my friend just informed me that Nerdy Peanut is the chief political editor for The Times on Sunday,sorry I stand corrected.Oh and by the way if you had Cilla sending you ginger hair from god knows where on a daily basis then you'd resort to drastic measures too.................the rest of you I love you my snazzy people!!!!!!
2007-08-13 14:52:47 · update #1
A token of obvious love such as this (offering your very essence), will surely make her go weak at the knees and desire you even more...
2007-08-13 14:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by Innocuous pen... 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nah... -More likely Agents from the Office of Homeland Security will show up at your door- and arrest you on Terrorism Charges for sending "noxious gases" through the Mails... :)
2007-08-13 21:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not a freezer bag? With a note! Thaw this out Cilla and "surprise surprise!".
2007-08-13 21:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I farted in a Tuppeware once. When I was 5.
2007-08-14 01:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by ebonyruffles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww class somethin that made me laugh at half 2 in the mornin! lovin it
2007-08-13 21:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by minxy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's actually kinda funny, but at the same time a stupid idea
2007-08-13 21:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by Mike A 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
She might get a whif and like it, watch out.
2007-08-14 00:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try freezing it first you might extend its shelf life.
2007-08-14 04:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by kipper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
next
2007-08-16 13:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by Human Being Human 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that would have surely brought your point across!
2007-08-13 21:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by Buzzer4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋