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I'm as broadminded as the next theist, but every weekend they come around on their bicycles, knock on my door at some ungodly hour, and start reading me passages from "On the Origin of Species" before trying to get me to attend the next meeting of the local Skeptics' Society.

Then they give me a copy of "New Scientist", and I take one just to be polite, and they ask me for money to pay for it!

Look they can fail to worship any blessed deity they wish, but they should stop trying to force me to also give up my beliefs.

And really, no Rapture or Armageddon? No eternal punishment? Who could get on board with that?

2007-08-13 13:23:24 · 12 answers · asked by Girl Machine 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

I think I love you.

2007-08-13 13:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2 0

Atheists have no respect. They are either consciously or unconsciously working for the devil, so of course they get pleasure from disrupting decent God fearing people's lives.

Next time an atheist comes to your door call the police. Lie if you have to . These people are in YOUR neighborhood trying to recruit your friends, neighbors and family members into joining them in hell. My daughter once brought an atheist she was dating home for dinner. I called the police and said that he slapped her and threatened to kill her, even though he didn't. Lying to the police is a small price to pay in order to save my daughter's soul.

2007-08-13 13:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jmanfan 3 · 1 0

Such lack of expertise!!! ATHEIST - somebody who would not believe in a God – any God – no longer purely the Christian one. yet that does no longer advise they do no longer carry good ethical or non secular ideals! they are able to stick to any faith that would not have a god and there are assorted those!! Like BUDDHISM – non secular coaching from Buddha and his followers that via destroying greed, hatred and fantasy (the reason for all suffering) guy can attain suited enlightenment!! upload christians and muslims collectively and that they volume to easily decrease than a 0.33 of the worldwide inhabitants the commonplace public of the rest is made up of atheists and religions devoid of gods!! so as that they are in the commonplace public here!!! Atheists do no longer prefer to transform all and sundry they only desire christians (the only faith to persecute!!) to resign their bullying!!!! they could like no longer something extra effective than for you all to rediscover your loving god and act like it!!!

2016-10-02 06:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

um, you're being sarcastic, right?

Because as far as i know, the only people who come knocking at my door are friends, sales-people, and Christians with pamphlets trying to convert my family. And they do this at dinner time too! Un-needed disruption, if i must say so myself.

2007-08-13 13:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You forgot: No sexual guilt; no forcing parents to mutilate their babies' genitals; and worst of all -- there's no MONEY in it!

Atheism sucks.

2007-08-13 13:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Before you know it they will be saying this is a secular nation!

2007-08-13 13:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

While atheists never come to my door, some of them tell me how stupid I am for not sharing their beliefs.

2007-08-13 13:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

satire is my favorite form of conveying information.

2007-08-13 14:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

See you this weekend.

2007-08-13 13:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by YY4Me 7 · 2 0

Freaking atheist, I'm sick of them too. lol

2007-08-13 13:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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