2007-08-13 13:02:24 · 7 answers · asked by tisa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
better to be over the hill then burried under it
2007-08-13 13:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Shade 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.
The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!"
The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun YOU
2007-08-13 20:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know you're old when the candles cost more than the birthday cake
you go through an antique shop saying " I remember those".
your teeth are cleaned seperately from your mouth
an all - nighter means you didn't have to get up in the night to go to the bathroom
2007-08-13 20:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two drunks are sitting in bar discussing relgion,
The first drunk says to the other, I'll bet I know more about relgion than you do."
The second drunk replies, "No way, I'll bet you $5 that you don't even know the Lords prayer."
"Your on", says the first drunk, "Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the Lord my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take."
"Wow", says the second drunk, "I thought I had you."
Ok, so you gotta know that the Lords prayer is, Our Father who art in Heaven........
2007-08-13 20:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by LuvinLos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do yo' thang cause yo' thang ain't gitten no younger either.
I like anything old except cows and women (or men)
2007-08-13 20:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Elphin B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're getting old when you and your teeth don't sleep togrther.
You know you're getting old when you bend down to straighten the wrinkles in your socks and you're barefooted.
2007-08-13 20:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sex after fifty is like shooting pool with a rope.
2007-08-13 20:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋