Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!!
2007-08-13 12:42:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i've been looking for a new religion for some time now and so far the inducements have been rather negative, or vague promises like i will not burn forever in a lake of fire or freedom from the eternal cycle of existence. i'm looking for something more positive, here and now. does cthulu do air miles and perhaps an mp3 player?
2007-08-13 13:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What if the FSM was actually Cthulu in disguise?
2007-08-13 19:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by meissen97 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I'm MUCH more into the Crawling Chaos, Nyarlethotep......
2007-08-13 19:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All hail Cthulu!!! Get naked in his name and practice procreating...without actually procreating!
2007-08-13 19:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No way, I am not worshiping Ugly tentacled things.
2007-08-13 19:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a panzzy. I already had it out with him in the military.
2007-08-13 19:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by Who's got my back? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not! Makes more sense than any other religion.
2007-08-13 19:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by qxzqxzqxz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pray to be eaten first!
2007-08-13 19:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋