John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
2007-08-13 12:07:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im so much cooler online - sowwy baby.wuv wu too.. lol
2007-08-13 15:21:00 · update #1
wasn't her wucky night.
2007-08-13 12:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2016-05-17 05:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by christa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! that seriously took me like 3 minutes to figure out! but thats hilarious!!
2007-08-13 12:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by lax4life<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-13 12:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His wacker of a brain didn't respond correctly.
2007-08-13 12:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny.but almost went over my head.that was really a good one.
2007-08-13 13:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad he missed out
2007-08-13 14:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-08-13 12:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by Cassie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-13 14:09:20 · answer #9 · answered by Just try to touch my hat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-08-13 21:59:21 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋