One day this guy was sitting at this bar in chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, " Hey you looks just like me!"
The other man agrees and asks, "Where are you from?"
The first guy answers, " chicago "
"Me too" says the second guy, " what street do you live on? "
" forty-Ninth Street " , answers the firsts guy
" Me too" , Says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. " whats your address?"
"951"
" Me too! Wow this is incredible! What are your parents names?"
" John and Cathy" , says the first guy.
'" ME TOO" shouts the second guy, " I wonder if we're related?"
Meanwhile, the bartenders, are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.
" no", says the first bartender , " just the Smith twins, drunk again"
2007-08-13
12:06:57
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