One day while a blonde was driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious he went over to her car and slashed the tyres. The blonde started laughing. This made the man even angrier so he smashed her windscreen. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her "Whats so funny?". The blonde giggled and replied "When you weren't looking. I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-08-13 11:06:45 · 25 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice. Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison? They said to be on the look-out for a "Small Medium at Large!"
2007-08-13 11:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No. It's pretty funny, but one suggestion: Change the blond's line to "Ha-ha! I can't leave the circle anyway!"
2007-08-13 18:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by daprofessa15 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-08-15 15:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-13 19:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time I hear it, it's really funny though! I love it! (Not that don't like blondes or anything)
2007-08-13 18:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by az 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not the finish I expected, but a good one.
2007-08-14 17:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. my rating for it is 16/10
2007-08-13 18:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-08-13 20:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Great joke :)
2007-08-13 19:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it .wow that blond is really stupid
2007-08-13 18:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by crash0135 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋