Three dead bodies in the mortuary - all with big smiles on their faces. Coroner explains that the 1st body is a Frenchman, aged 60 who died of heart failure while making love to two of his misstresses.
The 2nd body - a Scotsman who won the lottery and died of alcohol poisoning.
The third body - the most unusual of the three - was Seamus Quinn from Donegal, struck by lightning! He's smiling because he thought he was having his photo taken.
2007-08-13 10:38:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops - should be no 'h' at the end of smilin :(
2007-08-13 10:51:03 · update #1
LMUIAO Hell yes I'd probably do the same thing mesell
2007-08-13 20:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-13 12:35:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then the police officer noticed this 4th body...but he was sad...whys that said the officer...well its because..his wife was his misstress...he owd him 500 quid and that idiot stole his lighting rod to pose for the fekin camera...!!
2007-08-13 11:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by david b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they could have lived below the Communist Regim. reason those situations one can discover ways to outlive, purely like into the Holocaust. you're able to be form of "ingenious" those situations besides!
2016-10-15 05:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha, nice one honey.
Thought i was going to cop it there,lol.
2007-08-13 14:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-08-13 11:03:22 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im lolzing right now!
2007-08-13 10:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats funny!!!
2007-08-13 11:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, wow that actaully made me laugh! lol. good one!
2007-08-13 11:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-08-13 10:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋