He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who's sitting next to him is totally amazed when the jumper, unscathed, comes back into the bar and retakes his seat.
Astonished, he asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Good huh? I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the jumper falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. He dies as his brains splatter on the pavement. The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really an a$shole when you're drunk, Superman."
2007-08-13 09:19:51 · 18 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-08-13 11:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What u people dont know is the second part..
Superman smiles and goes back to his seat. He drinks his shot of tequila , walks to the window and jumps out of it. But this time he hits the ground and dies.
Before he dies Superman says to himself," Oh Crap, I should have not fooled the Special Effects Director."
2007-08-13 09:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funneeee! LOL! I love it! I havent heard it but then I dont get any of those internet joke emails - so very fresh to me. Well done - you deserve a star mate!
2007-08-13 09:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by merton.moonsilver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew I shouldn't have posted my joke on YA!.
What ruins this joke?
When someone asks you to tell is by saying "tell x the superman joke".
2007-08-13 09:41:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan_Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, heard it before but it made me grin.
2007-08-13 09:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by hms638 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOL!!
excellent!
=D
*Starred*
2007-08-13 09:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u deserve a star
2007-08-13 09:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, heard that one.
2007-08-13 09:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by SmartyPants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.damn tht evil hero superman.mmmmmmmmmmmm..... still gorgeous tho
2007-08-13 09:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....heard this one before, though.
2007-08-13 09:26:39 · answer #10 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋