In the Bible, God creates Eve from Adam's rib. This is why Eve had one more rib than Adam. However, men and women today have the same amount of ribs. According to prominent creation scientist Ima Lyre (say her name out loud), this proves that Lamarckian evolution is false.
Lamarckian evolution is a discredited theory that states that organisms pass on phenotypic (rather than genotypic) variations to their offspring. This means that if Adam was missing a rib, his children would also be missing a rib. Since Cain and Abel had all their ribs intact, just as all people do today, Lamarckian evolution is false.
I know that evolutionarians already reject Lamarck and that my argument does not actually point to any flaws in Darwinian evolution. However, I'm hoping that people will mistakenly think my argument is sufficient to disprove Darwinian evolution.
As long as I can trick people into thinking evolution is false, I win!
2007-08-13 09:16:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You really didn't do enough research on Adam and Eve.--- If you had dug a little deeper, you would have learned that this frustrated couple, after gaining all that knowledge from eating that smart apple, realized they didn't like each other as much as they had previously thought.
They agreed to divorce, and since there were no good attorneys around, Eve was ordered to give back the rib, and launder Adam's leaf and clean his house ( dishes, sweeping, dusting, etc.) until Women's Libbers. could free her.
2007-08-13 10:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by big j 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thoracic (chest) surgeons routinely remove ribs, and these often grow back, in whole or in part. A lot depends on the care with which the rib is removed; it needs to be ‘peeled’ out of its periosteum to leave this membrane as intact as possible. A major reason why the rib is the ideal situation for such regeneration is that the attached intercostal muscles provide it with a good blood supply.
2007-08-13 16:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by Derek B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always wondered why God felt the need to steal a rib from Adam to create Eve... Did God run out of magical dirt and holy breath from which to fashion her from???
BTW, Ima Lyre is Italian. Pronounced "Eema Leer-ah". Or, at least this makes her sound more intelligent!
2007-08-13 16:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I used to believe in evolution, but no longer. This is definite proof that evolution is false. If evolution is false, then god must be the answer. Let me think, quickly. OK, Zeus it is. I pray to Zeus that I have made the one true choice of a tooth fairy, rather than all of the wrong choosers who deserve everlasting hell.
2007-08-13 17:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ima Lyre! Wow, she mustn't be taken very seriously, with a name like that. No one would believe her!
Anyway, good luck trying to trick people.
2007-08-13 16:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Skippy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you going to make a compilation of Christians agreeing with these sorts of questions one day?
2007-08-13 16:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by robert 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Breath taking inanity!
2007-08-13 16:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Trick people?Sorry,the only person you're fooling is yourself.
2007-08-13 16:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgonof 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree...way too much time!
2007-08-13 16:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by angelfrog2007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you got too much time on your hands
2007-08-13 16:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by RuG™ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋