Two blondes are having lunch catching up with each other's news.
"I heard you've given up smoking, is it true?"
"Yes, I haven't had a cigarette in almost two months."
"But you were such a heavy smoker, you must tell me your secret.
I've tried everything to quit."
"Well it's really quite simple. Every time I get the urge to
smoke a cigarette, I suck on a LifeSaver instead"
"Well that's easy for you, but I don't live near the beach"
2007-08-13
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