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Two blondes are having lunch catching up with each other's news.

"I heard you've given up smoking, is it true?"

"Yes, I haven't had a cigarette in almost two months."

"But you were such a heavy smoker, you must tell me your secret.
I've tried everything to quit."

"Well it's really quite simple. Every time I get the urge to
smoke a cigarette, I suck on a LifeSaver instead"

"Well that's easy for you, but I don't live near the beach"

2007-08-13 07:40:28 · 8 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

ahhh lmao good one. a well deserved star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming ;)

2007-08-13 08:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0 0

The What's Wrong With This Picture thing is STILL giving me the creeps!! I'm all alone in the house!!

2007-08-13 07:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-13 07:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Lol that's really funny!

2007-08-13 07:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by kaitlincc 3 · 0 0

thats nasty and soooo sick but kinda funny

2007-08-13 07:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by That Girl. 3 · 0 0

hee hee

2007-08-13 07:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by Rechelvis 3 · 0 0

lolhehehelol

2007-08-13 07:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

lol thats good!!! :)

2007-08-13 07:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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