why boxes in the ground. why urns? why anything?
2007-08-13 07:23:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Genealogy
Make more Alpo. Or sell them to Purina Ralston to mix with the dried bits that are the biggest sellers.
But don't forget the great Charlton Heston movie "Solyent Green" where they simply recycled all waste such as humans to feed the hungry population because the food production has fallen off worldwide. In fact, that is the best thing to do if this planet with its pollution and melting ice continues. Will need everything possible made into safe food.
2007-08-13 09:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by JIM 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Different people have different ideas on what to do with their loved ones. For some reason burying them is the best idea even though it puts them closer to hell than heaven (so I don't understand why a Christian would do that.) Urns allows you to "keep" the family member around in the house.
We have to despose for lack of a better word, of the bodies because if we don't, we have a health problem and rotting bodies every where.
A new way would be to shoot them off into space; I want to do that so people aren't constantly kneeling on my grave and crying. I'm not in the grounf so leave my grave alone!
Another way would be to let them sink to the bottom of the ocean; not in the way pirates did of course.
2007-08-13 14:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WEll its no use saying Why anything as there is physical matter to be disposed off.
Firing them in to space is costly and unreliable as one star trek casts family members learned to their cost recently.
Putting then in the ground at least leaves space for natural decomposition and ashes feed plants.
You could be made into a diamond as some people already are.
I believe the swedish have come up with a technique of freeze drying corpses then shaking them to a powder.
Of course if it wasn't for government regulations you couls be sold to the local cat meat factory.
Shades of Soylent Green . eh?
2007-08-13 15:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by bri 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it would be a great idea to build a toilet big enough to flush a full grown human body, then take that toilet to the tiny island of Borneo. Before securing the toilet to the ground, we must drill a gigantic hole down to the earths core, insert some fairly heavy duty sewer lines. Then secure the toilet and hook up the proper plumbing. Now all we have to do is flush the human bodies down the huge toilet where they will gather in the earths core and be insinerated. Now we dont have to worry about boxes or urns and dirty ashes. I think im going to write to the president about this and explain to him my idea.
2007-08-13 14:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by Spangladesh 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Why anything? Dead bodies are a health violation. The best way to get rid of them is to burn them in a controlled environment. A lot of people do this now and save the ashes, which is a good idea because it helps you grieve.
2007-08-13 14:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Do with dead humans as is done for dead animals. You can take me to the dump when I shed this body. Why anything? Good question.
2007-08-13 15:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by miteshdasa 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LifeGems creates diamonds from cremated remains, which is a rather macabre way to remember either Granny or Fido:
http://www.lifegem.com
2007-08-13 15:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ellie Evans-Thyme 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think every possible way has already been tried.
2007-08-13 15:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by deva 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ARE YOU SURE! I would say you do, need medication.
2007-08-13 14:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you get a life?
2007-08-13 14:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋