Who on here likes santa clause? I have a little song about him. It goes?

Question

"He santa cluse you C*** where's me fn bike, I unwrapped all this other junk and there is nothin that I like. i wrote ya fn letter and I came to see ya twice, you old geriatric fart you forgot me fn bike. Next time I come to see ya Im gunna punch ya in the guts and let ya fn raindeers loose and kick ruldolph in the nuts, you just wate till next year when you get back to that store when me and me little sister come stoppin through that door and we'll say yea you just wait for it. Hey muns and dads just smell his breath and check his bloods shot eyes, don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fn lies. His just a pisstank and a pervernt and not even very bright becasue the old fn wanker forgot me fn bike. If I had wanted a fn pair of thongs I would have blooody asked ,this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your **** you stuffed me bloody order up its enought to make ya spew you old fn wanker you forgot me fn bike. I'll tell my old man on you you c***.he'll

punch ya fn lights out.

Answer 1

I happen to like Santa Claus and obviously you were bad and didn't get what you wanted. Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

Answer 2

lol - i've heard it before, it's good. here's my fave about him

Santa Claus is Pagan, Too!
(words & music by Emerald Rose)
Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!

Hes got that Buddha belly and his top`s the Holly King
You dressed him in that British coat, the cap`s a Nordic thing
You took the horns right off his head and stuck them on his deer
But he still flies high like Jupiter with a belly-full of beer!

Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!

Now history says Christ was likely not a Capricorn
But if you want to share the Yule, we don`t care when he's born
Come join the celebration of the Sun King`s bright rebirth
And if you practice what you preach, we`ll all have peace on Earth!

Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!

Now Santa`s way more jolly than most Christians might require
And if he weren`t so busy he'd be dancing `round the fire
Yeah, you can call it Christmas `cause you got us way out-gunned
But just you wait till Beltane, then we`ll see who`s having fun!

Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he`ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
For Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa`s Pagan too!

Answer 3

Hahahahaha! That needs to be a Christmas carol

Answer 4

sounds like you had a bad experience with a mall santa claus....
Time for you to get therapy

Answer 5

http://www.santaclause.com --hay :,. check this out Christmas in august, oh and the pictures and video here is worth looking at,..,
good luck,.., bye,..,

Answer 6

It's by Bowser and Blue. They're Canadian. Funny song.

Answer 7

Nah, ICP's "Santa Is a Fat B..." is much more resounding.

Answer 8

HEY WASNT THAT NOTE ON FUNNYJUNK.COM! AN HE WROTE IT ON A NOTEBOOK PAPER????? YA THAT WAS FUNNY,SNATA ISNT REAL, Y DID THEY MAKE UP, MAKE BELEIVE THINGS,

Answer 9

Can i have your autograph, Mr. Sandler?

Answer 10

bet you don't get much for Christmas!!!