tell me some funny jokes people, you can use bad language and all.
2007-08-13 05:58:29 · 3 answers · asked by lujayn1wm 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-13 06:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Question Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was so blonde...
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
She sold the car for gas money.
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2007-08-13 13:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Anna♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a boy and he went to school, the teacher ask him "what's your name"? the boy said, "I'm a bad mother f*cker from Tennessee, I'll kick you ass in the count of three," so the boy got expelled, he was walking in the street and a gang walk up to him and said "what's your name?" the boy said, "I'm a bad mother f*cker from Tennessee, I'll kick you ass in the count of three," so the gang shot him to death, the boy went to heaven and was walking to the gate of heaven, the angel ask him, "what's your name?", the boy said, "I'm a bad mother f*cker from Tennessee, I'll kick you ass in the count of three," SO the boy went to hell, he walk up to the devil the devil ask him "what's your name?" the boy said, "I'm a bad mother f*cker from Tennessee, I'll kick you ass in the count of three," the devil said "Oh really, well I'm a bad mother f*cker from down below, I'm going to burn your ass from head to toe."
OK i hope you like this one.
2007-08-13 13:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋