Is it true that Bill Clinton was a generous man who would splash out on dresses for Monica Lewinsky ?

Question

Best answer wins a 5 week self catering holiday for 3 at a fabulous 1 star campsite in Pakistan (flights not included)

Answer 1

No, Close but no cigar.

Answer 2

Monica Lewinsky went to the dry cleaners and asked the attendant to remove the stains from her dress. Unfortunately, he was a bit deaf and said "come again ?".

"No" said Monica. "Mayonnaise".

Not topical but always a goodie.

Answer 3

Bill Clinton was in fact cleared of any mis conduct . The forensic results only came back last week, the 'stain' was in fact only soup, some soup called cockaleeky soup.

Answer 4

Only ones with the Cape Canaveral label.
One yank and it's off like a rocket.

Answer 5

Many politicians are complete splashers, but there are indeed many more.

P. s. I'm feeling generous so in the case of my winning this great competition, I would prefer my prize is awarded to A.n. other.

Answer 6

oh yes, yes he was....and he felt your pain.
i would buy a thousand lewinsky dresses just to have
bill clinton back. in fact, i would splash a thousand times on each dress just to have bill clinton back.
anybody here seen my old friend bill, can you tell me where he's gone.

Answer 7

If George and Barbara had done that thousands of GIs would be alive.

Answer 8

yes he did but she kept taking them back to the shop to get a refund because they were always stained

Answer 9

I see you like topical jokes

Answer 10

Yes, they have proof.