LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
2007-08-13 03:41:40 · 4 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for the laugh... and the 10 pts when you give me best answer ;)
2007-08-13 03:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by wildeyedredhead 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They ARE funny!!! Seems like Doctor Murphy finally published some decent laws.
2007-08-13 04:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Friend.
The LAWS are good and humorous.
I think I have read them in MURPHY'S LAWS ,The famous book.
You should have given credit to that book,though it is a compilation,You could have added ''Courtesy; Murphy's Laws.'', That is how I feel.
The quotes are really good, thanks.
2007-08-13 14:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by Radhakrishna( prrkrishna) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are facts
2007-08-13 04:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Muthu S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋