not quite sure exactly but i hope this list will help you understand them more..
Here Goes!!!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON
PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If
it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it
down. You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the
hanging of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. In fact, all comments become null
and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
how you want it done. Not both. If you already
know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
2007-08-13 03:45:03
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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The most irritating thing about female appearance for a casual man is extra weight. Having a girlfriend for a man also means having a person which would be accepted by his friends, they want their girl to be beautiful, because it's a case of honor. If his friends will start making remarks on some of your physical or mental abilities (negative ones of course), your boyfriend will start feeling uncomfortable, try to avoid situations when you and his friends would meet and most probably finally he'll choose his friends. Even if he won't, his sexual attraction won't be as intense as it should be.If you have tiny mustaches, remove them at once! That's the biggest disaster for men. They can't look at a female with a hairy face without disgust. No matter how slim, beautiful, friendly and sexy you are, if you have mustaches - forget about getting a boyfriend. This little defect is a big problem, because it represents your untidiness. Every single female has to take care of her body, because men like tidiness and they expect this from women.
It's hard to believe, but men can not stand ugly feet. It does not mean that you have to feel insecure about them, just make sure they look as decent as possible and get them done on a regular basis.
Short hair is becoming more and more popular among women. Do men like it? No. The more feminine female looks - the more attractive she is. And short hair is understood by men as a sign of masculinity. The dream girl always has long and beautiful hair. As far as they themselves already have short hair, they want to touch the long ones, they like to play with it and be proud of their beautiful and, what's the most important, feminine girl. Another problem arises when a woman is taller than her boyfriend. In such a case, men become nervous, because it strikes their ego. They want to feel powerful but they can't if female is higher than the male in question. They lose their self-confidence and after some time it starts to damage the relationship.
When it comes to character, men can't stand one woman criticizing another. Nobody is perfect! What right do we have to judge somebody? Moreover, women like to make remarks on other women they don't even know. Men hate all the gossip thing, so try to discuss such things with your friends, not with your boyfriend.
Lack of interest in a man's activity definitely is one of the biggest mistakes woman can make. They need to be noticed just as much as we do and they need a good wo...
2007-08-13 03:49:53
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answer #2
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answered by boyzmadison 3
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if it wasnt for women we all wouldnt b here and if it wasnt for men we wouldnt b here so y hate women over nagging when men nag just as much and y dont women stop nagging on men and just som advise 4 men if u give the women what she wants she'll stop nagging
but i think in both ways for women and men cheating
2007-08-13 03:52:53
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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What men hate most about women is for them not to show there true colors, to be dishonest, to be disrespecful, self centerm and above all two face..
2007-08-13 03:49:01
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answer #4
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answered by jalmazo 1
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Just when man figure out the answers, women change the questions.
2007-08-13 03:50:56
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answer #5
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answered by rlstaehle 6
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Needing the constant reassurance that they are the one and only and no other female should ever have any kind of even a plutonic relationship. I guess it comes down to jealousy or insecurity or both.
2007-08-13 03:53:32
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answer #6
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answered by Irish 7
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There are many differences that have been proven scientifically as to why men and women are so different.
2007-08-13 03:46:16
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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where whould I start?
1) the double standards
2) the selfishness
3) the lying
4) the male bashing
5)the need to control men
6) the nagging
7) the excuses when you cheat.
there are so many things,that I will be here all day if I say them all
2007-08-13 03:55:21
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answer #8
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answered by NONAME 5
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One is mind games... The second is being indirect with feelings. I noticed that girls (SOME of them) have a tendency to get mad at a guy if he doesn't understand or know something, but the thing is she never told him how she felt before, but yet he's still seen as the ******...
2007-08-13 03:45:15
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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They always ask and ask for stuff and they never give and mostly the only thing they look in a guy is that they have money and if you dont buy them what they want they'll go looking somewhere else.
2007-08-13 03:48:10
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answer #10
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answered by Gabinol 3
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