thoughts in an ice cream parlour?

Question

Hi,
I hang around in ice cream parlours, watching young nubile girls attack their cones. The way some of these girls lick and suck their cones fills me up with erratic thoughts. (I am a man, by the way). Should I be concerned? Shall I seek professional help?

Answer 1

I would say yes due to the fact that you hang around them. That's being a phedophile and is sick that you get off on that.