Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God almighty!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good" and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "who is our lord and savior," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
STAR if funny
2007-08-13 02:49:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Chris nice to have you back.
2007-08-13 08:21:21 · update #1
Thanks Dr Cox, it has been hard work. lol
2007-08-13 08:22:31 · update #2
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2007-08-13 03:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha. Funny
2016-05-21 05:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam better watch out>LOL>>>>>>
2007-08-13 02:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congrats on your Level 7 babe!
2007-08-13 02:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it again. Star again.
2007-08-13 09:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, that's really amazing!
2007-08-13 04:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one. a star for you. thx for the smailes. keep them coming ;)
2007-08-13 04:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - thanx 4 that
:) xx
2007-08-13 08:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah
they woke me up
2007-08-13 02:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-13 02:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋