2007-08-12 22:22:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Atheist comrades yahoo cops didnt put one of my questions on R and S
Please star it.... Da rn yahoo cops
2007-08-12 22:29:35 · update #1
But what if they only let us all in if we become socks-and-sandals vegans? LOL
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2007-08-12 22:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its really funny how tribulations actually seems to be coming to fruition. It is alot like sodom and gomorrah The world is falling apart as homosexuals and bi-sexuals are oozing out of the woodwork. Adultery, divorce, pedophilia, and sexual deviants are commonplace. Everyone thinks religion is nothing more than a frock. Our entire currency system is moving rapidly towards a cashless society. A company in 2002 invented a microchip that can store loads of personal information and could be used as a debit card and is expected to be implanted into peoples hands or skulls, so that if you are killed they can identify you easier. Or so that you can store you account info in your hand and somone scans your hand at the checkout. And every chip will be assign an individual number that will hold ALL of your information. And whats this? Israel in chaos, and we already have a body of unified countries, the U.N.
Its creepy that an apostle predicted ALL of this THOUSAND AND THOUSANDS of years ago. Dumb luck maybe? I mean how could you predict something in the time of Jesus that would be THIS correct? Before all you idiots dismiss the bible READ THE WHOLE THING! You would be amazed what you can find. And even if you dont beleive it to be true, if you had actually read it, it teaches very good lessons that many of our young people today dont have a CLUE about.
But of course I am just a looney, so I will beat all of you to the punch, I am going back to my shopping cart on the street corner, so that I can scream incoherently about the end of the world. Sorry that I wasted you time, but could you spare some change? I need some booze somethin aweful so that I can actually beleive this stuff!!
You people disgust me, 99% of you preach about saving the planet, equal rights for women, save the animals, help the hungry, protect the rainforest, teach kids evolution.
If I attacked your beleifs I would be horrible, If I talked about how ridiculous your beleifs were. Or how unfounded they were, for example,
"Women are a pathetic excuse for a human, I cant beleive they actually think they are equal to men, what a crock!"
That would make me a horrible person, but no to attack not just my beleifs, but a beleif system held by thousands of people no thats okay. You are a bunch of lousy dirty little hypocrites! And I bet half of you wouldnt say any of this were it not for the internet!
I hope you all get the chance to rot in hell! Not that I really have to worry about that obviously lol!
2007-08-12 23:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do they call it the 'land of milk and honey'? Although going from that, it sounds like they've got the cattle market cornered already. You might want to expand into a different area, possibly using the migrant children of heaven to manufacture cheap wallets.
2007-08-12 22:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answers are all over the map, and all are equally "valid" (or invalid), because heaven, as a totally imaginary place or state of being, is a sort of content-free psychological projective test, like an empty room that religious believers can decorate and furnish with whatever stuff they want.
2016-04-01 08:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genesis 1:28-30 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)
Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society
28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."
29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food." And it was so.
2007-08-12 22:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cows produce too much methane gas to be put in heaven. I think God would like goats better. They could eat the stray clouds.
2007-08-12 22:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by zerospacegurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope Cannabis is legal in Heaven.
2007-08-12 22:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by Screwdriver 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who says you are going to Heaven. If you have not excetped Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and Friend and repent you will not be going to Heaven.
2007-08-12 22:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Save your Soul first!
2007-08-12 22:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by aslam09221 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think this is planet Earth. You will have to die first to check that out.
2007-08-12 22:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋