2007-08-12 17:24:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Honey you're gonna need some SOS Brillo pads, turpentine and lavender extracts (lavender scents are calming)
2007-08-12 17:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Em, it's called Trojan. And you should be using it way before the debauchery takes place.
After the fact, the best soap comes in a pair of latex gloves and a hypodermic syringe. And a hefty bill.
2007-08-12 17:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The things and stupidities that you do in Las Vegas stay there. Don't worry use your favorite soap.
Who cares.
2007-08-12 17:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in the world would one want to ever wash off sin and debauchery?
*puzzled look*
2007-08-12 17:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately the rancid stink of Las Vegas and it's accompanying indelible stain cannot be washed away. You must change your sinful ways and withdraw from society and pray for forgiveness.
On second thought, try Lava, it works on grease and oil.
2007-08-12 17:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by stever002 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to wash off perfectly good sin and debauchery when you can wear it home and continue enjoying it?
2007-08-12 18:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lather yourself with the memories of how much you enjoyed it. Dry yourself off with whatever you learned from it. Then have a good rest and move on. Experience is how we learn best. We can learn and prosper from almost anything - but guilt never did anyone any good. It's usually only a coating cast by others to make themselves feel good. Learning is far more fun, and more valuable. Isn't it!
2007-08-12 17:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is so sinful why did you do it? I don't understand how you can do something "sinful", cleanse yourself of it and then go around and insult other people for their sinful ways. Seems like a silly cycle. I think Jesus just wants you to be happy and be nice to other people. If you didn't harm anyone in Vegas, then don't worry, you are still doing good by Jesus.
2007-08-12 17:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Cruisin'=^_^=Cat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're supposed to do that before you leave. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Thems the rules.
2007-08-12 17:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is Oxy-Clean considered soap? Actually I prefer Orange Cleaner. It smells good.
2007-08-12 17:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by Fish Stick Jesus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an analogous prayer you mentioned the day until eventually now St. Patty's day: God forgive me for my sins and all my transgressions against your word. I repent on the instant and that i'll turn faraway from all my methods and stick to you, help me to love you with all my coronary heart and as quickly as I die, that i'll inherit a place in Heaven for eternity with you..Amen yet you gotta advise it from the midsection.....you won't be able to fool God !!
2016-10-02 05:17:57 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋