...to say something to get me to laugh will get 10 points!
2007-08-12 17:23:13 · 11 answers · asked by Nathan "Batman" Scott 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My karma ran over your dogma.
Little boy and little girl sitting together naked.(don't ask why) and then the little boy asks the little girl whats that. she says she doesn't know, she in return asks the little boy whats that, he says he doesn't know either. They ask their parents. The boys father told him it was his limo, and that he should try to park in all girls garages. The girls mom told her it was her garage and that she should NEVER let anyone park their limos in it. When the little girl came home from shool the next day, she had blood on her, her mom asks what happened and she said Some guy tried to park his limo in my garage so i popped his two front tires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
How are a blonde and a turtle the same?
When their on their backs their screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Did you hear about the Dyslexic devil-worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Hope these made you laugh! :-P
2007-08-12 17:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two kids are on Gurneys waiting to go into their respective operating rooms. Both are kind of nervous so they strike up a conversation. One says "Man, I'm nervous!" The other says "What are you in for?" The first says "I'm having my tonsils out." The other says "NO PROBLEM! I had mine out a couple of years ago. They feed you all the ice cream and Jello you can eat and in a few days you're as good as new." The first asks "What are you having done?" The other says "Circumcision" The first guy says "Whoa........Good luck! I had that done when I was born and couldn't walk for a whole year!"
2007-08-12 17:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by A Swift Orderly Change 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Harry Potter Harry Potter, UH, Harry Potter Harry Potter YEAH, Harry Potter Harry Potter UH Harry Potter Harry Potter THAT'S ME!!!
Guy walks up and says "so you're Harry Potter?!"
"No I am Ron you idiot!"
lol....I love these kind of questions. I also love pie. Do you love pie? idk if Shrek loves pie. OO I know, I'll call him.
*calls shrek*
Me- Hey shrek do you like pie?
Shrek- FOR THE LAST STINKIN TIME, I AM NOT SHREK I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!
Me- okey dokey Shrek =D!
*hangs up*
Haha, Shrek is grumpy because Fiona won't talk to him. See, it started like this...Donkey - hey! I never noticed how he IS a donkey and his NAME IS DONKEY!!! omg that is the most amazing thing ever.
speaking of amazing things, did you know I can LICK my Elbow?!?!?! I am a GEANEOOS!!!!
like albert....hehe albert is a funny name. Albert albert ablert ablert ablert Albert albert ablert ablert ablert pie Albert albert ablert ablert ablert
wow! I am tired. I am going to go take a nap!
2007-08-12 18:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
50 fat men
falling down flights of stairs
knocking over vases
and hitting old ladies at the bottom
2007-08-12 17:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by lean man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read this sentence it will make u laugh hahahahahahaha
told u it will make u laugh
2007-08-12 17:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by j w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q - What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?
A - A pit bull.
2007-08-12 17:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 3 people on a mountain. One was black, one was white, and one was asian. The asian person said, "this is for my country," and jumped off the mountain. The black said "this is for my country" and pushed the white guy off. (:
2007-08-12 17:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
@Nicole-LOL! Mysterious ticking noise=love. <33
Poop.
2007-08-12 18:19:38 · answer #8 · answered by h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was hellen keller a bad driver?
Cuz shes a woman!
2007-08-12 17:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Midgets and elephants... ...they climb up... ...they slide down... ...they climb up.... ...they slide down
2007-08-12 17:48:55 · answer #10 · answered by dwydale 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋