2007-08-12 14:34:32 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd wait and see if he could bounce out any loose change and the lost remote.
2007-08-12 14:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i could say: Tom,please get off Oprah's settee which contain your darn footwear on. Harpo productions paid stable money for that coush and Oprah is somewhat going to be pissed. BTW Tom,Are you in the closet?
2016-10-02 05:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell him "Thanks, but if you're any indication of what this cult does to people, I'm staying as far away as possible. Besides, the Church is a criminal enterprise which lies about psychopharmaceuticals and bullies people in mobster fashion if they ever speak a word against the organization. I'd rather not be a mindless, penniless, brainwashed Scienobot."
2007-08-12 16:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Life !!! I believe most children learn not to jump on thing at a early age.I would also tell him Scientology can't do anything for me God can't do better!
2007-08-12 15:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by notthatagain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he has finished jumping on the couch, someone has to sit down on it. For heavens` sake who knows what he has been stepping in and has on the soles of his shoes. ? If it is anything like what he has in his head, he should take his shoes off before he does it again. I didn`t know he was a comedian.
2007-08-12 14:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell him that even my 2 year old knows not to jump on couches, and maybe he needs some Ritalin for his problems.
2007-08-12 14:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by odd duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell him that I just finished writing a bunch of sci-fi novels, and that I had also been granted illumination by the Zenoo who has told me all the truth behind "reality". In fact, if he comes and follows that amazing revelations I have learned, and when he gives me a sizeable donation, he will gain entry into the highest ranks of the illuminated.
Heck, it worked for L. Ron Hubbard, he did get all sorts of celebs and rich people to adhere to his "religion"... why shouldn't it work for me? ^_^
2007-08-12 14:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would tell Tom Cruise that I don't want to be part of anything that would make me even remotely be like him.
2007-08-12 14:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You earn my respect by jumping on Oprah's instead of the couch.
2007-08-12 14:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Near of DN 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He is weird anyway..... anyone that follows Scientology is a loony..... Paramount Studio fired him when he got an attitude with the Executives.
2007-08-12 14:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say yes, if it were Tom Cruise. Yes, definitely. Who wouldn't want to go with Tom Cruise and meet aliens?
2007-08-12 14:37:30 · answer #11 · answered by Daisy Indigo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋