i'm mainly looking for substitutions for oh f*ck or oh sh*t
i don't want it to sounds similar or anything childish like OH FUDGE! something along the lines of oh sugar or oh how lovely. something classy. any ideas?? i don't like cursing, but sometimes ihave no better alternative haha!!
2007-08-12 13:15:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Well, one person I know says "perverted cow" whenever she gets surprised, slips etc.
2007-08-12 13:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for, but my personal favorite is I don't give a flying fig. Or I've been known to quote Pooh Bear "Oh bother" lol. Both of these usually get my kids attention and we all laugh which usually defuses the situation.
2007-08-12 16:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lostlove 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Old Fish"
My two year old found a bag of goldfish in the car (the crackers) and wanted to eat them. I told him "no, those are old"
So he sat in the car talking about his "Old Fish"...which sounded A LOT more like "OH S---T" in the way he says it.
So now instead of that, I've been saying "Old Fish"
2007-08-12 17:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mother Tucker
Son of a Pitch
Hells Bells
2007-08-12 13:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh sugar
Oh basketballs
Oh boy
Oh baby
Oh brother
Oh man
2007-08-12 13:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by Bella Italiana 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have a problem with cursing sometimes and it shocked my boss. So one of my co-workers suggested "firetruck" and now whenever I want to swear that's what I say.
2007-08-12 13:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by happiestgirl4 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
are you looking for things to say to insult or are you looking for descriptive words or abrubtive words irruptive.
I like wooky frenzle kinip fracking farking karpookin my self or any other variant to a made up hum dining snap crackle pop ensemble.
I think its great that you are trying to improve your ability to be evocative in speech, its certainly something worthy of a personal coronation.
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2007-08-12 13:37:21 · answer #7 · answered by Matthew K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well this isnt classy by any means,but at our house we sometimes talk like Spongebob. Examples.....Oh barnicles!
Or holy shrimp! or Fishpaste!!
2007-08-12 13:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Megan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My grandmother said a bad word in front of my daughter(age 8). My daughter said, "Meme, that's not an ok word to say, why not say 'Pickle' instead?" I don't know where she got 'Pickle' from, but it seems to work!
2007-08-12 15:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by missbeans 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I did get your element. =) you ought to merely say 'Astagfirullah' or 'Tauba'. or merely 'would Allah,Subhan'Allah Wata'ala instruction manual him/her/you'. merely attempt to indicate Allah(swt) in each and every thing you talk. Salam!
2016-12-30 11:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhhhh... How about speak what you want to say?? Instead of cursing, don't say anything at all... or, something simple, and safe "oh man..." or "stupid."
2007-08-12 13:20:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋