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Question

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar.
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your ******* hands, I want a cheese sandwich.

Answer 1

THAT IS HILAROUS!!!!!!!

Answer 2

it may must be distinctive in some way, yet no longer inevitably the C's on the signature Coaches. a woman I knew went to a coach celebration and offered a coach. She had me look at it because of the fact i'm like the expert, and that i theory it became genuine...Months later, the bronze on the handbag began to coach silver...If it became genuine, it would not have became because of the fact bronze would not turn. So the Coaches at handbag events are pretend besides as ones that are no longer offered in branch shops or coach shops. you will locate some genuine ones on Ebay, yet you should be better careful because of the fact some replicas do look genuine. the subject is, the stable replicas are nonetheless leather-based, they only are not actual coach handbags. by way of the way, they are actually making pretend Coaches with C's instead of G's such as you have been advised...Now guess is making G's on their handbags.

Answer 3

Okay, since you started it....

Guy sees a hooker and says "how much?" and she replies "hand job is $100".

"You're out of your mind!" he says.

"No, my hand jobs are the best. See this jewelry? I bought it with the money I made from hand jobs."

So the guy, pays, and afterward he agrees that they are worth it and goes his way. Next week he comes back.

"How much for oral?" he asks, and she replies "250."

"That's insane! No way it's worth that."

She shows him a Lamborghini Countach, and the keys. "Mine are the best. I bought this car with the money I made from them."

Guy pays, and afterward agrees that it was worth it. He comes back the next week, and asks how much for straight sex.

She points to a high rise apartment building nearby, and says "See that apartment building?"

"Yeah, let me guess, you bought that with the money you made from straight sex, right?"

"No, but if I were a woman, I would have!"

Answer 4

that was a good one lol a star 4 u

Answer 5

lol i like that!!! i thought he was gonna a hand job! lmfao

Answer 6

omg sooo old!

Answer 7

lmao *4u!

Answer 8

tee-hee-hee!

Answer 9

lol NOT