Bill, Harry, and Dick go to a magic mountain. What every the see first after they jump off is what they turn into.
Dick jumps off and sees an eagle so he turns into an eagle.
Harry jumps off and sees a hawk so he turns into a hawk.
Bill jumps off and he sees Harry and Dick.
2007-08-12 12:37:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha. Great joke :)
2007-08-12 12:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad so here is one for you...........
A very loud, grossly over-weight, and very unattractive woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no! They ain't no twins! Oldest one's nine, and the fat one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
In a very pleasant tone, the greeter responded, "I'm neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice."
2007-08-13 13:37:32 · answer #2 · answered by russbillen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok pass the windex, I need to clean the screen.
2007-08-12 23:10:04 · answer #3 · answered by kelly j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-12 19:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You nasty Bast**d lmao hahaha
2007-08-12 19:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!!!star
2007-08-12 19:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by michele l 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
puuuhaaa! thats funny!
2007-08-12 20:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
o my stars that was the best one so far thanks for the laugh astar 4 u
2007-08-12 23:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahah
funny.
You get a star.
2007-08-12 19:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that's a good one! hahaha you're good!
2007-08-12 19:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by *mik 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋