2007-08-12 12:28:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, I have an ez-pass and now if I can find a roll-road, I'd start truckin'. Btw, Is heaven in San Francisco?
2007-08-12 12:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Roll-roads? Railroads? Toll roads? Toll House? COOOO-OOOOKIES!!!!!!
Yay!
(Ssssh. That's a super-secret question. Only 144,000 thousand have them. The chip is implanted in the medulla oblongata, deeply within the reflex arcs. When a Christian is raptured all they need to do is flex their knees or twitch their nose, say "WonderLORD powers activate in the form of... heaven!" and boom, they are there. The millions, billions probably, who will not be taken will have to join us non-Christians and atheists into the underworld where we will roast and cannibalize them. Don't tell.)
2007-08-12 12:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's actually not what appeals to me about Heaven, other than how beautiful it really will be. I'm looking forward to no more pain, suffering, no more sin - no more fear of letting my son go to the park alone in case a pedophile is looming, no more locking doors for fear of thieves and murderers - and most of all, being with Jesus face to face.
2016-05-21 01:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by ocie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirell the only pass you will ever need... will be not in your pocket or hung on your cloth But and I Am Truth here to you
THE AMOUNT OF Love Light and Truth WHICH YOU HOLD IN YOUR HEART and nothing more my friend.
Love Always
2007-08-12 12:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by Apolo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually we have jet packs with a special key card.
2007-08-12 12:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is an amazing question and i love you for it. I hope they do, and i'd be the atheist who gets out of my damn car and runs along the top of the cars of all the christians so i can get in faster and have jolly good fun blowing up ppls heads as they sit in their chairs of blissfulness.
2007-08-12 12:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by Aubry 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
They don't need them because the unbelievers won't even make it as far as the gate. If you see the gate, you're in.
2007-08-12 12:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Craig R 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes there is an ez pass JESUS CHRIST also the only pass! try any other way, you wont make it!
2007-08-12 12:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by roadrunner 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes..and secret handshakes. (Shaking my head at the moronic question.)
2007-08-12 12:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooooohhhhh!!?? I wonder what the full service lane is like.
2007-08-12 15:24:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋