What if you happen to be masturbating when you are suddenly acended into Heaven?
2007-08-12 11:15:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look out God, here I come!
2007-08-12 11:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
If you are busy asking this stupid question then you have more important things to worry about then when the rapture comes. Hopefully you will take the time you obviously have too much of and get EDUCATED in the word.
2007-08-20 15:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by kimba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't think you need to worry about that?
Matthew 24:21 says that the great tribulation he had to stop or no flesh would be saved. But on account of the holy ones he would cut it short.
So if the holy ones were gone, what difference would it make how long it took?
They always show me 1 Thessalonians 4:17 We the living who are surviving Will be caught away in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.
The key word here is we the surviving? If you don't go through the great tribulation what are you surviving?
that means people who go through something.
"a survivor"
2007-08-12 18:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by cloud 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that's a real scary thought! Never thought about it before? Perhap's you rapture might get ruptured !!!!!!
Seriously whether you were doing that or not how do you know whether there will be a rapture or not and whether you will be in it? Get back to us on that?
2007-08-20 14:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by wings101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rapture isn't true
2007-08-20 18:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Miss 6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...love it.
I always wondered...should it be illegal for Rapture-believers to be bus-drivers, train-drivers, or airline pilots, if they actually believe they're gonna pop out of existence at some point. Does flying a plane when you're raptured make you guilty of manslaughter?
2007-08-12 18:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That won't happen. If you are doing that, you don't have to worry about the rapture.
2007-08-20 13:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by byHisgrace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ringing in your ears will be the sacred words. Come on down!
2007-08-20 17:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mogollon Dude 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your going to be shocked when it falls off as you won't need it anymore.
I know that stupid mentally ill sinners like me will be able to gain entry. What about sickos like you?
2007-08-20 08:30:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hope you will not be drawn to heaven by the most erected organ of you at that moment i.e your penis
2007-08-19 00:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by jammal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're confused about what is required to go to Heaven. Read the story in the bible about Sodom and Gumorah
2007-08-12 18:19:25 · answer #11 · answered by LooneyLu 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋