padyy weigh's 20 st so his doc put's him on a diet "i want you to eat regularly for 2 day's,then skip a day repeat this for 2 wk's you should loose 5lb", when paddy returned he shocked the doc by havin lost 4st."that's amazing the doc said".... paddy nodded......" i'll tell you by jesus, i taut i was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day ,"..."what from hunger said the doc?"...no from the f***in skippin!!!!".....
2007-08-12 10:49:15 · 26 answers · asked by mightymum8 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaahaa you're on form tonight.
2007-08-12 11:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a sprint of the Irish.... You flow to a cockfight. How do you understand if an American is there?....... he's the only with a duck. How do you understand if an Irishman is there?.......He guess on the duck. How do you understand if the Mafia is there?....... The duck wins.
2016-10-10 02:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz dats well good
my dog is called paddy n e iz well fat ill try gettin im 2 skip lolz mite not work!!!
2007-08-12 10:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by *moii** 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually not too bad 6/10.You don't need to apologise to the Irish we're laughing all the way to the bank lately!
2007-08-12 11:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by Misty Blue 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A bloke was walking in Ireland when a gun was stuck in his back. A voice said "What religion are ye?"
He thought, "If I say Catholic he might be Protestant - if I say Protestant he might be Catholic" so he answered "Jewish".
"Wow!" said the man with the gun. "I must be the luckiest Palestinian in Ireland"
2007-08-12 10:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! very good! but hey why do us Irish get labelled thick in jokes, you should make it a joke about Americans or British and it would be even funnier ;)
2007-08-12 10:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by harvestmoon 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't quite know what to think of this, but hope it doesn't happen to me.
2007-08-12 10:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tis good dont ya know.
2007-08-12 10:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Learn how to form a sentence.
2007-08-12 10:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by veolapaul 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ahha! That's very clever. [;
But, I'm 75% Irish.]:
2007-08-12 11:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋