Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9yearsold.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.Theyhave bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is alreadyasleepon the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As youmight expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tellshisgirlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" ifshewants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!! She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop makingsandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over myface!*!*!*!*!
2007-08-12 08:38:13 · 14 answers · asked by jellybean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol an old joke but still nasty digusting perverted and delicious at the same time. 1 star for the nice lady who may give me 10 points lol
2007-08-12 08:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to the pound and said I was looking for Sex.They said "Hun, I think you have the wrong place, the strip joint is around the corner seven doors down on the left."
2016-05-20 23:04:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I've heard it several times but petty funny.
2007-08-12 08:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Candy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke still funny
2007-08-12 08:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, funny but ohhhh a bit gross to!!
2007-08-12 08:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by 0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww funny but ewwwww
2007-08-12 08:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww lmao good one, a well deserved star for you. keep posting ;)
2007-08-12 08:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
ive heard it before but still a good one :)
2007-08-12 08:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by that girl next door♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny yet disgustinng
2007-08-12 09:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one! :p
2007-08-12 08:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by Marie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋