Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.
"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."
But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."
"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."
Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably. "Why else would I poison you?"
2007-08-12 08:27:48 · 17 answers · asked by jellybean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that was a really good joke u have a future as being a...clown. But then ull be my competition im a clown/mime/pirate/roadkill racoon. 1 star for you lol
2007-08-12 08:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-12 15:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Jen♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny...
i can relate...cause i always mess with my husband like that...after i make him a meal...i always mumble to myself loudly on purpose....."damn the poison didnt work", or while hes still eating......"he cant even taste the rat poison"~
~LOL
id give u two stars if i could......but heres one
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2007-08-12 15:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by bRoWn eYeD BuTTeRfLy®210~TX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good and funny joke and a star from me!
2007-08-12 15:33:19 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see that coming ... Star!
2007-08-12 15:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by Kimbre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one, thx for the laugh, keep them coming
2007-08-12 15:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cold
2007-08-12 16:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by Shady Lane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahahhaahahha!!!!!!! if i could i would give that like 10 stars!!!!!!!!! ahahahhahahahahaha wowow thats funnyyyyy!! lmaoooooo. hahah good one!!
2007-08-12 15:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥DeLiCiOuS♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2007-08-12 15:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by sleepwalker69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it but not as much as delicious obviously does!!!
2007-08-12 15:33:25 · answer #10 · answered by vici 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋