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If Jesus were on Y!A, what kind of questions would he ask?

Bonus question: What does Jesus' avatar look like?

Thanks in advance for your answers.

2007-08-12 08:19:04 · 23 answers · asked by marbledog 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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he would probably ask why so many people who claim to follow him don't really know him or what he was trying to tell everyone.

his avatar would be a yin yang sign. for balance.

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great question btw.

2007-08-12 08:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

He would ask, "Why is it so hard for you to accept that I love you, I died for you, I created you, I think you're unique and special, and I care about everything in your life?" He would say, "Don't you know I just want a relationship with you?"
Also, his avatar would have long hair, and he would be wearing a tye-dyed T-shirt.

2007-08-12 08:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by mrsclovis 2 · 4 0

I'm thinking he'd ask:

What is with all the killing and war around the world in the name of religion and in my name? Don't you people have anything better to do? What happened to peace love and understanding?

His avatar, just a halo.

2007-08-12 08:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by mapdaplanet 2 · 4 1

I think He would ask "Did the world see My love for them through the way you lived"?

2007-08-12 08:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by Last Stand 2010 4 · 3 0

He would ask how Christianity got to be about hate and bigotry?

His avatar would be a bible in a circle slash across it, to show it is a false book.

2007-08-12 08:24:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

His avatar? Something with red hair and green eyes. Sexy.
Who made weed illegal and why?
lol The christians would report him and he wouldn't be here very long.

2007-08-12 08:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

i can't speak for Him, but i would imagine one of His questions would be:

"do you know me?"

his avatar would be a candle burning in the darkness.

2007-08-12 08:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by chieko 7 · 6 0

Jesus would ask: do you love your neighbor? And then he would ask for examples..

2007-08-12 08:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He would ask why do you people believe a bunch of lying, cheating scientist who lied and cheated their way thru college and tell a bunch of lies about how the Universe was made just to make a name for theselves.

2007-08-12 08:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 2 3

He'd ask you out. His avatar would be a snuffalufagus . . .

2007-08-12 08:23:16 · answer #10 · answered by Meow 5 · 5 1

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