am i jesus?

Question

i am jobless i have long hair with a ponytail and a beard plus i was born in swindon and i believe according to my mate its in israel does that make me the son of god my dad is a fat man called tony and according to my mate tony is hebrew for god

am i jesus am i the son of tony am i israeli

Answer 1

hmm only if your name was jesus, but you can get that legally changed.

Answer 2

My son my son .I thought you were dead.This is your mother Mary.I heard you had joined a circus and died performing a daring act involving two big planks of wood or something.Your father should have known better (being a carpenter) than to let you do such a foolish thing.I am just down the road from Swindon in Palestine so pop over for a cuppa and a chat and we will put the world to rights's like the good old day's.

P.S.You still married to that trollop Mary Magdalene.?

Answer 3

Dude, get a life. Having the name Jesus does not make you God and Tony does not mean God. Try being born in a manger, healing the world, being whipped, beatedn, and curcified, hung on a cross, placed in a tomb, then rise again . . . but most of all, doing it for someone like yourself.

When you realize what this means, you have learned one aspect of who Christ is.

Answer 4

Who is Jesus? Why It’s Important to Know!
Who is Jesus, and why is it important for us to know? We live in an age of religious pluralism and moral relativism. The popular spiritual philosophy, especially after the events of September 11th, is that all religious belief systems, as long as heart-felt, are equal. Pick one and follow it sincerely, and you’ll get to Heaven. That’s what the world believes, but Jesus teaches otherwise. Therefore, we need to examine who Jesus is by looking at some of the questions people frequently ask about Him. The answers are found in the Bible, the historical evidence people have trusted for over 2000 years.

Who is Jesus? He Was 100% Man

According to John 1:14, Jesus became flesh and made His dwelling among us. Why is His humanity so important? In Hebrews 4:15, Jesus was tempted in every way, just as we are. As such, Jesus can sympathize with our weakness as humans. What can we learn from the way Jesus handled temptation? According to 1 John 3:5, Jesus came to earth in human form so that He could die a physical death and take away our sins. How would we all be affected, if we had no potential for escape from our sins?
Jesus is the key to membership in God’s family. When He stooped to our level by becoming a man, He made it possible for us to relate to Him and for God to relate to us through Him.

Who is Jesus? He Was 100% God
Who is Jesus, and how was it possible that Christ’s human body held the whole deity and glory of God?

According to John 1:1-3, Jesus existed from the beginning. From the beginning, Jesus was with God, and Jesus was God. Here, the Bible establishes the inseparable nature of Jesus and the God of the Universe. The following verses provide further evidence that Jesus is 100% God:

Highlights of Christ's Time on Earth & the verses:
· Miracles: Luke 7:22
· Eyewitnesses to His perfect life: Matthew 16:13-17
· Fulfillment of Prophecy: Matthew 13:14, Luke 24:44
· Jesus' own identification/claim: John 10:30-38, Matthew 16:13-
17, Mark 14:61-64
· Claims of Christ's followers: Hebrews 1:8, Colossians 1:16, John
12:40 (quoting Isaiah 6:1-10)
· Resurrection: Luke 24:39, Mark 8:31, Acts 17:32
Jesus is the key to membership in God’s family. When He established His deity by rising from the grave, He made it possible for us to have forgiveness from sin and a renewed relationship with God.

Who is Jesus? He is the Way to Heaven
Who is Jesus, and why is He the only path to salvation?

In John 14:6, Jesus declares: “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Why is it important to know that NO other religious leaders throughout history have ever made these claims? According to Ephesians 2:8-9, “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - not by works, so that no one can boast.” How does this contrast with other world religions which are based on “works” versus faith in Jesus and the resurrection? If we can’t build a relationship with God by doing good deeds or repeating rituals, what must we do? Acts 4:12 is clear, “Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved.”

So I would say No you are not Jesus... well unless you are spanish and change your name the you could be Jesus but not our saveior

Answer 5

Can you walk on water, multiply bread and cure the sick? If so yes you are Jesus.

That reminds me of a joke.
A teenager asks his Dad:
-Dad can I drive your car ?
His dad replies
- Son, clean your room, mow the lawn, get a job AND CUT YOUR HAIR.
A week later, the son tells his Dad:
- Dad, my room his in perfect order, I got a job at McDonald's, I cut the grass. Can I have you car now ?
The Dad replies
- And your hair? You didn't cut your hair.
- Oh but Dad, says the kid, Jesus had long hair too !
- Yes, replies his Dad, and he walked everywhere he went.

Answer 6

Sure you are! Jesus could also do miracles like walking on water. Go out into the ocean and do it! But first fast for 40 days and nights.

Answer 7

fist go out to the hospital heal all the sick
walk on water get nailed to a cross and crucified and rise from the dead in three days if you can do this all while balancing a cup of water on your head (without spilling) also while doing the Congo and correcting your calculus homework you are Jesus
(made it sound easy didn't i)
remember your meds
hope i helped

Answer 8

well your christian so you were always going to take that angle.
i'm not sure i this guy is real or you made it up for a reaction because, i can't believe anyone woiudl be so stupid to say something like that, such a huge and unbelievable story, it, it baffles me, it really does. maybe you should tell this friend or whoever that they should stop talking to you because the ideas they are giving you are, well ,just plain wierd.
Nark!

Answer 9

Mat 24 v 4-5, And Jesus answered and said unto them,(his disciples) "Take heed that no man deceive you".
"For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many".

It is interesting to note v3 where the disciples have asked the Lord "what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world"

No sir you are not Jesus Christ but you could well be classed as a deceiver of many.

Answer 10

I must say ... ur question does not make any sense. No matter what ur name means .... is it what u are???
My name means a field of oats. Does that mean i land up in peoples house and they make porridge out of me??? Name does play an important role in our life but that does not mean ALL. I pray that God will reveal the truth to u.............
Take gud care of urself and God bless

Answer 11

You are just the son of Tony, sorry.