Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!
Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
A: "Want to go for a spin?"
Q: What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
A: A hare net!
Q: What do Arctic hares use to keep their fur lookin' spiffy?
A: Hare spray!
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
A: They're both below C level!
Q: What are caribou calves given to wear?
A: Hoof-me-downs.
Q: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
A: ?????
Explorer on radio to bush pilot: "What is your height and position?"
Bush pilot: "I'm six feet tall and sitting at the front of the plane."
STAR if funny
2007-08-12 04:50:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok You Have Convinced Me
2007-08-12 23:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by David M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Joke over load has set in Phew. Smiled at some of them. Always good to have a sense of humour.
2007-08-12 05:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by ANF 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enough with the hair-hare puns!!
I liked the first one though. :P
2007-08-13 00:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, funny. I hate it when the wind makes my eyes water
2007-08-12 04:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very cute!
I especially liked the last one and the C level ; )
2007-08-12 04:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Star for you.
2007-08-12 06:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol liked these , made me smile. thx for that. star for you
2007-08-12 04:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2007-08-12 04:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe,, yeah its funny.
2007-08-12 04:52:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bullsh1t
2007-08-12 04:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by Lillers 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋