Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
A: "Dam!"
Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
A: Cold cream.
Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella?
A: Because of the rain, dear.
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other?
A: "What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!"
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
A: "Where were you on the night of September to March?"
( See our Guide to Arctic Sunrise and Sunset )
Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
A: The crack of dawn! ( Guide to Arctic Sunrise and Sunset )
Q: If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
Q: What did the walrus say when it was late?
A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship."
STAR if funny
2007-08-12 04:48:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good - thanks for the smile ; )
2007-08-12 04:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have you watched a program called supernanny? they have a naughty spot where they have to sit for 1 minute of every year of there age (in this situation 6 minutes) if they get up pick them up and put them back repeatedly and it does get tiring and challenging but you want a good kid. If they do something bad you bend down to their level with a firm voice and a serious look and give them a warning telling them what you want them to stop doing like fighting and stuff (some parents start laughing lol don't do that because then they think it's all a joke and they mess about even more) don't shout and show no anger or anything because then they know it's working their getting on your nerves, if they don't listen to your warning that's when you use they naughty spot and when doing the naughty spot don't talk to them just put them there if they cry or anything just show them your not taking it, and their games put them away and for every good thing they do they can earn the privelage of getting to play with it - i watched it on tele and it really works
2016-05-20 06:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by liliana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-12 06:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, especially the polar bear one. Unfortunately someone gave thumbs down to all the good answers so i gave them thumbs up :-)
2007-08-12 05:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sampras 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not hilarious. Will try to remember some of them for that moment.
2007-08-12 05:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by ANF 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God yeah! that was heck funny cheered me up!
2007-08-12 04:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very good...... keep them coming x
2007-08-12 05:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by LEANNE 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol these are good!
2007-08-12 05:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋