Any one know any good jokes? Any kind goes the funniest gets best answer
2007-08-12 04:24:50 · 7 answers · asked by rizyq 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-13 06:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Question Guy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Jewish woman said to her mother: "I want to divorce Ralphie!!! All he ever wants is anal sex and my anus is now the size of a 50 cents coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin!!!" Her mother said: "You are married to a multi-millionaire businessman, and you live in an 8 room mansion, and you drive a Ferrari and you have a 1000 dlrs allowance per week and you take 6 holidays per year. And now you want to throw all that away for 45 cents ???????"
2007-08-12 12:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde that was locked in a bathroom.When it didn't work,she wet herself.(i dont like that one)
Why are blonde jokes so short?
so brunettes can remember them.BURN!
There was a rope that if you jumped off of it,you would turn into anything you want to be.There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head holding onto that same rope.The Brunette yelled"I wanna be an angel!"and jumped off.she became an angel.The red head said "I wanna be an eagle!"She jumped of and was an eagle.The blonde's hand slipped from the rope and she yelled"OH POO!"and turned into a pile of poo
enjoy.
2007-08-12 11:46:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
First Visit ! -
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.
"I'm sure we’ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.
"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."
"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's
2007-08-13 22:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one I borrowed..... but it is so true......... I hope you's like it
A very loud, grossly over-weight, and very unattractive woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no! They ain't no twins! Oldest one's nine, and the fat one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
In a very pleasant tone, the greeter responded, "I'm neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice."
2007-08-13 13:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl and her dad just moved into a new apartment. Suddenly they heard a faint singing: "When the log rolls over we shall die! We shall die!" The girl and her dad looked around to see what it was, where it was coming from. Finally the little girl looked in the toilet and saw a couple of ants running on a turd singing, "When the log rolls over we shall die! We shall die!"
2007-08-12 11:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Miz Gorgeous 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hav a luk at dis
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2007-08-12 11:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ღ şẩ√_тнє_нμиภ™ ღ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋