One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual, sensual manner..
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped
and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was quite aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote."
2007-08-12 02:25:59 · 9 answers · asked by Cherie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are right "Typical" Here's one for you
When design engineers get together they often talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become.
2007-08-12 02:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by russbillen 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa, Like a typical married man.
Are you sure that wasn't my hubby and me? LOL âº
2007-08-12 10:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by ◄Rainy~♥~Rain► 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol too funny. thx for the smiles. star for you. keep them coming ;)
2007-08-12 10:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey, i know that guy!!! ha is sitting on my couch right now. lmfao!!!
2007-08-12 09:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
ugh, guys
2007-08-12 09:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
star from me!
2007-08-12 09:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
2007-08-12 12:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by parkerr65139 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt like it
2007-08-12 09:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by sacha h 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha
2007-08-12 09:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Love 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋