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1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

2007-08-12 02:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

No one said God was educated......just look at the buy-bull for that...blood offerings....his best idea to populate the world was incest....not too bright!

2007-08-12 02:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Because god is an idea not a person.
Someone posts this almost every Sunday.

2007-08-12 02:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

1. your mind is diseased and limited
2. trailer parks have no schools so you can not attend
3. scientific community thinks you are a worm
4.you expell sh!t through your mouth
5. some even doubt you are a human being

2007-08-12 02:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

it is because of people like you that are totally ignorant

2007-08-12 02:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by bill 2 · 0 1

You find it humorous to dis God?

2007-08-12 02:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 1 3

I've always liked this one: I do have tenure! :)

2007-08-12 02:16:10 · answer #6 · answered by mathematician 7 · 3 1

very funny! :)

2007-08-12 02:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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