What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"
2007-08-11 20:23:02 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haw Haw Haw Haw, good one!
2007-08-11 20:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by Romeo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Keep them coming.
2007-08-12 03:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2007-08-15 18:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it differently but it was still really funny
2007-08-12 10:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one have a star
2007-08-15 09:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by cherry45uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hohoohoho
keep 'em coming
2007-08-12 04:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha x
2007-08-12 04:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, anymore?
2007-08-12 03:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Stitch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-12 03:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny lol!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-15 11:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋