The end is near....
BELIEVE OR HE SHALL SEND GIANT MEATBALLS OF DOOM AND TERROR CRASHING UPON THEE...
THOU SHALL BE SMITED WITH THE WRATH AND FURY OF A THOUSAND LOW CARB BREADSTICKS...
AND SUFFER ETERNAL HEARTBURN!!!!
2007-08-11 18:43:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
RAMEN!!
2007-08-11 18:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by 8theist 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol it was the first question I read on here and I tell ya its still funny everytime I see it like NACHO LIBRA! Lol my goodness he's a man of many colours, YES!
MashAllah the minds of this world are amazing!
Khair inshAllah
2007-08-20 00:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Green Lantern 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like eternal heartburn and meatballs of fury... i also like M&M's ...my house is being robbed right now...the end is really near!
2007-08-12 01:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by reeseepiecie 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well I wear the armor of God with the two edge sword of the truth. So meatballs don't scare me and your God has no authority here.
I command that monster be loosed and returned to his master with a confess of failure. In the name of Jesus you are set free from stupidity and a blasphemous nature. Amen.
2007-08-19 02:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What about the latest monster - the carbon footprint.
2007-08-19 02:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by cheir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have asked the flying spaghetti monster into my heart. Everyone else's religion is WRONG. I know this because FSM told me.
2007-08-12 01:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Smite me with the breadsticks and let me die happy!
2007-08-12 01:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Praise the FSM!
2007-08-12 01:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have. I bought the tee shirt.
Touched by his noodly appendage.
2007-08-12 01:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by auntb93 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
His noodly appendage was extra yummy tonight.
2007-08-12 01:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by JND 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hasn't that joke gotten old enough. Even South Park makes fun of atheists that use that argument. Get well soon.
2007-08-12 01:46:42 · answer #11 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋