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one time after seeing someone else pick their nose my baby came up to me and tried to pick mine lol.
2007-08-11 18:37:56 · 5 answers · asked by lbear 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
When my daughter was two and was playing outside with her 15 yr old cousin and alot of other neighborhood kids while I ran inside to get something to drink I wasn't gone for 2 seconds. we lived next door to an elderly couple the man was handicapped and the women took care of him. She came over and knocked on the door and said honey I think you need to come over and take a look at this. Well Went over there and the elderly man was working on the car said that she came over by the car and crouched down and took a poop right there in the drive way about 2 feet from his head when she was finished she took off back in the yard with the rest of the kids. the elderly man said all I saw was this little booty and knew uh oh... I had to pick the poo up out of the woman's drive way.
2007-08-11 20:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by Jesmo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You ever notice the funny things kids do are also the most embarrassing? I have 2 amusing stories to share:
One time at the grocery store, my daughter (about 3 or 4 years old) was just beginning to notice people have different skin colors. She turned to this lady behind us and said "You're black aren't you?" I was thinking oh my g-d! The lady kind of grinned and said, "Yeah..." My daughter then made the uncomfortable conversation worse by saying, "How's that working out for you?" I could have died at the time, but looking back on it, is hilarious!.
The other story is about my brother. One time, he was about 5, he saw a lady in a wheelchair who had had her leg amputated. He asked her, "Where's your leg?" My mom of course tried to tell him that wasn't polite, but the lady was really nice and tried to explain that her leg was sick so they had to take it off...my brother interupted her mid sentance to say "NO, NO, WHERE is the LEG?!?" He didn't care why she didn't have it, he just wanted to know where it was!
2007-08-13 00:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by missbeans 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well in recent memory, I was at my moms house and my 2 year old little sister pretended she was playing hide and seek. Ealier that day she had found some green craft paint and hid it. Well while we were counting and letting her hide, she grabbed the paint and painted herself green from head to toe. Then she runs into the bedroom and shouted look at me. Thats not the funny part. We followed her into the kitchen and questioned her about it. We were like "you are green, kiddo" She realized we were kinda upset about it and looked at herself and said " oh my gosh, what happened?" Like she was comletely shocked that she was green. It was hilarious!
2007-08-12 01:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Chelsea ツ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When I was going up to give my Valedictorian speech in college my daughter yelled "Mommy, I gotta go potty!" in front of everybody.
2007-08-12 17:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by Mel M 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
when my daughter was 4 we went to church every sunday. when we first walked in my husband and i dipped the tip of our fingers in holy water and my daughter slapped her hand in the water and put in on her neck as if she were putting on cologne or aftershave. it was hilarious.
2007-08-12 09:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋