A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
2007-08-11 16:18:47 · 53 answers · asked by Jlm099 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
2007-08-11 16:19:10 · update #1
i diddnt make it up,, its off a joke website...
2007-08-14 08:22:02 · update #2
hahahahahah.
2007-08-11 16:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by sydgoldkid 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hate to say it but that joke has been on here more times than I've had hot dinners. It's amusing the first time though.
2016-05-20 02:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny. 1/2 a star. now thats funny lol
2007-08-11 17:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by Muffy Sundance 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh my Goddess, I LAUGHED LIKE AT HELL AT THIS!!!!!!
TOOOOOOOOOOO funny!! the mailman dead on the porch....hahahahahahahahahawhawhawhaw
hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
choke gasp wipe eyes..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa scream with giggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was highlarious!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-11 17:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think u left something out of that joke
2007-08-11 16:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was an excellent joke. By any chance, do you have any more jokes of these types?
2007-08-12 15:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by conde_c_b 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's funny, but I heard it from the joke book, World's best jokes and humor. I'll star you anyway :)
2007-08-11 16:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I enjoyed that one a lot. Thank you very much.
2007-08-12 15:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by soar_2307 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! Great joke!! That's the funniest i've read/heard in ages!!!
2007-08-11 16:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Iv'e heard it before.It's funny but you just need to now how to say it or in this case write it.
2007-08-11 16:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by fairyfart007 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i dont get it! is it suppose 2 be stupid? some1 wanna explain? if so email me!! just go 2 the pro!
o wait nvrm got it LOL LUV IT keep em comin!
2007-08-11 16:43:51 · answer #11 · answered by blakeluvsjoeJoNAS 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋