join this new church? All you have to do is have faith that the hereafter will be like Disneyland, and you can become a member in good standing.
2007-08-11 15:56:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am a Christian and would *never* convert.
However, I have heard one of your church's hymns:
All my life I have been searching
For that fabled promised land,
With my sisters and my brothers
We shall walk there hand-in-hand.
Through the trials and tribulations
And the devils cruel temptations
I know that we will all get there one day
After years and years of wandering
Oh that kingdom we shall find
And the doors may not be open
But we'll gather in the line
And our hearts will swell with pride
The day those gates swing open wide
And take a walk down Main Street USA
Oh, that Magic Kingdon in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
We will all drink from the fountain
And go riding on Space Mountain
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky
Where mother Minnie and father Dopey
And Saint Tinkerbelle abide
There'll be no more cares or sorrow
On that heavenly TeaCup ride
I will lay down all my fears
When I put on those big black ears
And join the choir to sing in harmony
We will sing the song of aimless souls
That once had gone astray
Who were lost but now are found
In the Electrical Parade
Singing Hakuna Matata
Growing Mousketeer stigmata
In the only club thats made for you and me
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
All Gods children shall be free in
Pirates of the Carribean
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky
Oh, the meekest and the poorest
Their inheritance shall see
and a zillion Japanese tourists
All will join the jamboree
They will ride that holy Monorail
Into sweet providence
When they know that their redeemer is
A mouse in short red pants
Wont you take me to Orlando
Where the sun is shining bright
All the angels are clean shaven
And the people snowy white
Where your problems all are hidden
And unhappiness forbidden
You will find salvation for modest fee
Climb into my Winnebago
And if you will help with the gas
Then we maybe can finagle you
A five or six day pass
May your afterlife be bless-ed
Just American Express it
Let Master Card and Visa set you free
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky
We will al be there together by and by
Mickey Mouse and all his friends are there
To meet us at the end
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky
Manufactured by that Uncle Walter guy
We'll give thanks to that old geezer
And we'll keep him in the freezer
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky
2007-08-11 16:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by doppler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disneyland doesn't even have a church inside! How can any reasonable person expect that heaven would be like a place that has no regard for the worship of God?
2007-08-11 23:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Do you have a book? You have to have a book. And the book will have to say that it is the word of Disney and that even though some things in it make absolutely no sense....that it is in fact all true and could not be otherwise.
Now as to whether I will join......will there be cute college girls in shorts and tank tops walking around in this Disney heaven? If so..... I BELIEVE!!!
2007-08-11 23:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Let me know when you start one that lands you at Magic Mountain, the rides are much better. But I want to upgrade, so I don't have to stand in line in the sweltering heat!
2007-08-11 23:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by goosefraba224 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Never! Your religion is a mockery of the real religion; the religion where you go to DisneyWORLD after death, not some DisneyLAND scam.
2007-08-11 23:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by Marco R 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I don't know; never been to Disneyland.
2007-08-11 23:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by Bugmän 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No.
I can't pretend to believe, I'm too honest to have faith.
Besides, the prices are ridiculous, I couldn't stay long anyway!
2007-08-11 23:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like Disney World better.
2007-08-11 23:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by wondermus 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
hell no because that all bunch of lies you either go to heaven or hell and the only true Way to heaven is threw god my lord and savior
2007-08-11 23:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by Janet ♥(YFFL) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. It sounds just as delusional as the rest of them.
2007-08-11 23:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by nckmcgwn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋