there are three old men @ poker nite. a 60 yr old says: i'm always constipated!!!!being 60 iz the worst! a 70 yr old says: well if you think that's bad,i can never pee!i always fell like i'm about 2 explode!an 80 year old says:i crap every morning @ 6:00 and pee every morning @ 6:30.what's so bad about being 80? the others say. he replies, i don't wake up 'till 8:00!!!!!!!
2007-08-11 14:52:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!! U should be a comedian--if that came from u.....lol
2007-08-11 14:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel_3416 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your grammar and poor sentence construction made it hard to read. I had to go back over it several times, which killed the punchline for me.
Otherwise, I always get a kick out of a good octogenarian joke.
2007-08-11 14:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sandy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA large heres one for you we've been given instructed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to declare 2 words each and every seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders carry him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they carry about him returned in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable foodstuff.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they carry about him in for his 2 words. “I end,” he says. “That’s no longer astounding,” the elders say. “You’ve finished no longer something yet whinge for the reason which you purchased right here.”
2016-10-10 00:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by lishego 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwwaahahaha! Incontinence is funny!
2007-08-11 14:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by Unknown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teenagers also wet the bed. You mock what you will become, says my Gran.
2007-08-11 14:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. 8/10
2007-08-11 14:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by ☼ Shm ☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny.........although, I'll probably forget it. As, I can never remember anything.........oh well.
2007-08-11 14:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by o_0.yeahthatsme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!!!! LOLLLLL!!
2007-08-11 14:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by SmartyPants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but gross
2007-08-11 15:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont like it that much?
2007-08-11 14:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋