(1)Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So,... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."
(2)The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, uttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."
2007-08-11 12:27:16 · 8 answers · asked by Amanda 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute.
Here's another one for you:
A man takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game, where they had seats right behind one of the benches and afterwards asked her what she thought of it.
"Oh I really liked it. But I'm confused over why they were trying to kill each other over 25 cents."
"What do you mean," the man asked.
"Well, the team that lost the coin toss spent the rest of the game yelling 'Get the Quarterback!' Helloooo, it's only twenty-five cents."
:D
2007-08-11 12:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by James 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL for the first one!!!I heard the sencond one before.I gotta email my friends the tootsie pop one.(you got a star!)
2007-08-11 13:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved them they were great
oh sorry i flipped the coin again and they weren't so good
well good news 2 out of 3 says they were good
2007-08-11 12:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by simone219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't it count if it lands on its side? Who knows a bit on the side might just lick it!
2007-08-11 12:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by upyerjumper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-08-11 12:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!!! i like the second one best!!!
2007-08-11 14:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee i starred it
2007-08-11 12:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by sydgoldkid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice =)
2007-08-11 12:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋