If someone comes into your house & behaves very badly, do you have the right to torture &/or kill them?

Question

See, I've been told many times that "this is God's house... why should he have to allow people to behave badly in his house?"

Usually this is given in response to a question like: "Why is God beyond reproach when he has people slaughtered for mocking him?"

Answer 1

Every day I try to kill myself because I am an abomination in the eyes of the LORD; every day I throw myself out the window dramatically and beg for Jesus to forgive me my sins (even though the Christians tell me he won't - God forbid I should fall in love with someone of the same sex; better I molest a child, you know). And always, always, each time, I forget that I live in a basement apartment and I land on the grass (the upper part of the window isn't underground), holding my head and murmuring "You aren't gonna make this easy, are ya?" at the sky.

I have tried hanging but it's hard enough tying my own shoelaces. I have had a gay man in my house before and tried to kill him but he kept escaping from the freezer. So I tortured him by tying him to the couch and parading around naked singing ♪ "I don't got no pe-eeenis, wouldn't ya like some pe-eeenis" ♫ This went over rather well, he cried for hours. Then he did what any red-blooded boy would do. He went straight.

The man next door to me exposes his gross Scottish self and, knowing he was a supposed "Tai Chi" expert (and being unaware of his little fetish) I let him give me a head & shoulder massage for a migraine headache. He was hitting some serious pressure points and it was helping the pain, blah, blah, innocent, right? Then I realized he had both hands on the sides of my head but there was something brushing my shoulders (he was standing behind me, I was sitting in a deck chair). It felt like a thumb but no thumb can reach that far. I realized then that he was rubbing my shoulders with his C*CK. Yes indeedy. Stupid trusting Cookie Monster. I declared a fatwa on his first-borns. Unfortunately, he doesn't have any and likely never will. Any other ideas? The public stoning ad in the papers got me into trouble and he ate the sacrificial lambs.

Answer 2

I think that people just like to torture and kill, and they use God as a really good justifier and way to take the blame off their own shoulders. If there is a God, I refuse to believe said God would condone such bad behavior in his name. It is that dangerous silliness called "religion" that creates the enablement for humans to indulge their worst instincts.

All that silly soapbox stuff having now been said, if Thrice doesn't get Best Answer, there IS no justice in this world! That was worthy of William S. Burroughs himself! Cheers!

Answer 3

An almighty God made you...and everything around you...he has the right to do anything to you he wants...if you mock him and go to Hell for it...he didn't send you...you sent yourself...but he has the right. He chose to give you a way out but if you don't take it...that is not his fault....what you think about God,,is not going to change one thing that happens..God is in control and you are not.

Why is he beyond reproach? Because he is GOD...

Answer 4

Ghost doesnt kill people but fear of ghost's existence does kill people.I believe in God as well as Science but not in ghosts.There may be so many supernatural phenomenon occurring around the world but its either by God or Science,ghost is only a term coined by believers of evil to scare the hell out of people.

Answer 5

I guess you'd have to say that there's a bit of a double standard going on, eh?

...and just for the record, I don't think you ought to consider the torture or murder of your badly behaving house guests as a first option.... perhaps you ought to call the police in rather than to deal with matters on your own.

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Answer 6

God must have a great real estate agent to have that many houses

Answer 7

If any deity claimed to own a "house" in which we live, I would ask this deity to first produce the deed, or some proof of ownership. Otherwise, the assumption that any deity owning anything is flawed.

Answer 8

Jehovah is a God of love, he does not torturer anyone. Pagans and Christendom teaches torment and hell fire doctrines to keep the masses in line and to support the churches financially.

Answer 9

Smell the stench! The godbots will say and do anything to be right. Their god is nothing short of a slave making human eating alien monster.

Answer 10

you know this sounds very similar to the pagan temples, the pagan Gods were not there but they were claimed in that Deity's name, and for the record, my child misbehaves sometimes in others homes, hard to control when excited, I would hope that they would not harm my child, which brings up another point of view, if we are all of Gods children, and we feel this way about our own, what makes christians think that their God does not feel that way about all of his children?