A new golfer, intent on improving his game was taking some rather expensive lessons from the club pro.
While practicing his drives, he ricocheted a few off some golf carts, trees and passersby. On one of his efforts, he imparted a horrendous hook into the ball which carried over the perimeter fence, bounced on the freeway, went in through the open window of a passing bus and knocked out the driver. The bus went out of control, headed down through a drainage ditch, up into a gas station, sheared off three gas pumps an erupted into a huge ball of fire. The poor golfer was horrified!
MY GOD, did you see what I just did?
"Yep, said the pro, you dropped your right shoulder and took your eye off the ball".
2007-08-11 08:32:19 · 20 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well under par!!xx
2007-08-11 08:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny! heres another joke for ya:
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.
The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"
To which she responded, "Three years."
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
To which she replied, "31 years old"
The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"
2007-08-11 15:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having just spent 3 days with a very large group of golfers, all I can say is-amen.
2007-08-11 15:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by phlada64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually the final should have been.
OH GOD, did you see what I just did?
then god replies,' no, i was busy killin some passengersin a bus and scarin the Sh!t out of a golfer>.........
2007-08-11 15:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha did you know why the golfer wore 2 pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
2007-08-11 15:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by mattbf2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I think your a good lookin' gurl, but honestly that was not funny. But, then again I'm not a golfer.
2007-08-11 15:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by ftballtwenty1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good 1 calamity, u get yr star lol
2007-08-11 15:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you are on the ball with that joke haha very good a star on the way.
2007-08-11 15:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny one. Imagine if he left his eye on the ball it would be black and blue!!!
:-)))
2007-08-11 15:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get a star for your pic but the joke is old & lame
2007-08-11 15:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋