that is the cutest joke i just told it to my husband and he about choked to death thank you so much stars up to you my friend i am still laughing sorry about spelling if i'm messing up...lol people need to lighten up....
2007-08-11 08:22:44
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answered by meister 4
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Not to bad
...............a couple for you........
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.
"To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl.
Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass.
The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.
"It doesn't work!" she yelled.
"What do you mean?" asked Mom.
"Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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A married couple was in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2007-08-11 15:34:16
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answered by russbillen 4
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On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best, I would rate it 3. Not really funny.
2007-08-11 15:22:04
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answered by musicABC 2
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Rule 1: Don't laugh at your own jokes.
Rule 2: Spell all words correctly.
Rule 3: Use proper punctuation.
These things said, the answer to your question is 'No'. The premise is juvenile, and the joke itself is crude and without humor.
2007-08-11 15:44:30
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answered by Sgt Pepper 5
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Would have been funnier if you had put some thought in to your typing, I could not read a damn thing you wrote.
2007-08-11 15:23:25
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answered by Young Einstein 3
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nope but well done 4 tryin
2007-08-11 15:20:43
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answered by Wolfie 3
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it's almost funny, maybe the delivery wasn't spot on, or it could be reworded in some way.
2007-08-11 15:22:55
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answered by crazyzoomusic 2
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No, it's not. Those little lol's you added at random places killed it for me.
2007-08-11 15:22:19
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answered by E 4
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Very funny!
2007-08-11 15:21:00
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answered by 100% Woman, yes indeed! 3
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Yes it is funny and cute too.
2007-08-11 15:37:23
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answered by Patti C 7
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