ok this is not supposed to be mean in any way!
there were 2 burnettes and 1 blonde stuck in a desert island
then a genie pops up they all get one wish only
burnette one says i wish i could go home
burnette two says i wish i could go home
then the blonde says i miss my friends i wish they were back!!!
hahaha
give it a star if you like it!
2007-08-11 08:03:23 · 8 answers · asked by That Girl. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why can't blondes make ice cubes?
[they always forget the ingredients.]
2007-08-11 08:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by kell_bell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats old but it still makes me laugh.. heres one for ya:
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.
The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"
To which she responded, "Three years."
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
To which she replied, "31 years old"
The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"
2007-08-11 15:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is definately worth a star! Thanks.
And you didn't even have to ask for a star.
DE
2007-08-13 00:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one but ive heard something like that before :) thnx for that i gave you a star
2007-08-11 16:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by DustMonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I bet the brunettes were ticked to pop up back on the island.
2007-08-11 15:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. thats funny. i gave you a star
2007-08-11 15:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute one, heres a star for you, keep posting
2007-08-11 15:07:36 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny ha ha
2007-08-11 15:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by Val 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋